When Seasons Greetings go Wrong!

In honor of thanksgiving, I decided to play with the social conventions involving greetings. The names have been changed to protect the innocent.

Sasha Fierce: Happy thanksgiving

me: no thanks

Sasha Fierce: Huh

me: i reject your seasonal greeting

Sasha Fierce: Uhm

U cant

Reject it

N why wud u

me: yes i can

Sasha Fierce: ..

Why wud u

me: just to b a prick

duh

me: happy thanksgiving

Laura Atlas: you too Grahamers!!!

me: no thx

Laura Atlas: sorry lol

me: happy turkey day

Arnold Peppercorn: back at you

me: no thx

Arnold Peppercorn: alright

fuck off then

trick

me: happy thanksgiving

Max Dunbar: you too

me: no thx

Max Dunbar: fagot

me: go fuck yourself

i am rejecting your seasonal greeting

Max Dunbar: i'm rejecting your rejection

me: oooh

does this mean i HAVE to have a happy thanksgiving now?

damn u for bringing me joy on this solemn day of indian massacre

me: Happy thanksgiving!

Ricardo Santiago: Thanks gm. Happy tofurkey day to u too

me: tofurkey, are you serious?

Ricardo Santiago: Yeah man. I'm going to have it for the first time today...

me: u vegetarians don't deserve this holiday

i retract my 'happy thanksgiving'

Ricardo's new status message - Happy Tofurkey day everyone!

me: ...